I used to own this pair of green overalls that I’d wear daily.
I used to spend large amounts of time writing ‘Pamela Efron’ in my diary, listening to deep and dark punk music, blushing in front of boys, and pondering about this never-ending vortex that is life.
So, obviously I spent my entire long weekend eating chocolate and refreshing tabloid websites to see if there were any new official statements from Bachelor Blake Garvey and his ex-fiancee Sam Frost.
“So, in general, there’s really nothing in the island’s rainforests or bush that could kill or hurt you,” our tour guide said as he pushed some fallen branches aside.
“I don’t know, it’s weird, my arms and legs are really long but my body is short,” said my workmate, Brooke, who was explaining one of the difficulties she faces being her.
“Now, Aunty Pam, the tag goes to the back,” two-year-old Isabella was teaching me how to put pyjama pants on over the weekend.
When I was a little girl I knew exactly how my love life would play out.
Ian Thorpe is gay. But that’s not what everyone is talking about.