I’VE been playing the board game Monopoly wrong my whole life.
TWO goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?!” Ba dum tss.
REALITY television romance took a hit last week when a number of much-publicised couples announced their splits to the world, however a new on-screen feminist icon emerged amongst the heartbreak.
HAVE you ever wondered if Peter Pan had the right idea and that growing up is not all it’s cracked up to be?
WHEN I was younger, I imagined every woman was a princess and man was a prince with heroic and charming qualities.
ROADWORKS. Even typing the word makes me cringe as all the wasted time queuing between towns and aggressive tailgaters spring to my mind.
WHEN two strangers from different worlds make desperate attempts at small talk in the hope of finding a compatible mate in life, the conversation is bound to get awkward.
I FEEL it’s time South Australia followed the example of other states and introduced a recreational fishing licence – in the hope it will improve my odds of catching a Murray cod.